This week, we discuss Apple’s AI struggles, the never-ending access management puzzle, and the latest Kubernetes vulnerability. Plus, let’s not kill the fun of Vibe Coding.

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Runner-up Titles

• It’s either this or Chips


• Break glass


• I’m just making the worst soup


• Everybody loves a quokka


• They shipped the product, nobody used it


• We’re at 95% of setting timers


• Enterprise software fixes everything


• Vibecoding for Dummies is already in print (not really)


• Keep Vibe Coding Pure


• By making it better, you are making it worse


• I sold high, bought low and it’s still low

Rundown

• Apple Media “clutching their pearls”
  
  
  
  
  • Apple puts the Vision Pro guy in charge of Siri
  
  
  • Something Is Rotten in the State of Cupertino
  
  


• Access Management has taken over
  
  
  
  
  • The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
  
  
  • Hegseth Disclosed Secret War Plans in a Group Chat
  
  


• Remote Code Execution Vulnerabilities in Ingress NGINX


• Nvidia
  
  
  
  
  • Nvidia CEO stops by Denny's food truck to eat and serve Nvidia Breakfast Bytes
  
  
  • GTC AI Conference 2025
  
  


• Vibe Coding
  
  
  
  
  • Not all AI-assisted programming is vibe coding (but vibe coding rocks)
  
  
  • The Vibe Coding Handbook
  
  

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• ‘Forced Joy’ Is a Miserable Corporate Trend

Nonsense

• Office Space - Joanna - Your Flair


• 'I made the world's worst keyboard': This YouTuber's homemade board has over 1,000 keys and types in words, not letters


• Mac - Lumon Terminal Pro

Conferences

• KubeCon EU, April 1-4, London.


• DevOps Days Atlanta, April 29-30


• Cloud Foundry Day US, May 14th, Palo Alto, CA


• NDC Oslo, May 21-23, Coté speaking.

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